Thursday, August 14, 2008

Defenders Week: The Essential Elf With A Gun

I will be perfectly honest with you: the sole reason I started Defenders Week - heck, the sole reason I went back and started reading The Defenders from the start in the first place - was because of Steve Gerber's classic nihilistic, existential theatre of the absurd interlude drama, The Elf With A Gun Saga.

Enough with the fuckin' John Denver, Tom! Don't make me call the Elf!


Intermittently throughout his groundbreakingly awesome run on The Defenders, Gerber would draw attention away from the primary plot for a seemingly unconnected series of vignettes in which otherwise ordinary people caught in the midst of doing nothing spectacular were suddenly set upon by a homicidal mythical midget intent on shooting them down like wooden ducks on a fairway ...

Look for our secret midgety murder surprise inside every Indian chief...


The implication was, of course, that the Elf With A Gun was ultimately to somehow cross over into the primary Defenders storyline, and frankly wouldn't have seemed out of place considering that Gerber's other contributions included an evil possessed deer, a personality cult centered around a cosmic being masquerading as an abusive schlep, and about all the Jack Norriss you can handle.

Complicating matters, Charles had bet their return ticket money on 'I WON'T be killed by an Elf tonight' ...


In fact, the one occasion when the Elf got within some sort of proximity to the main story seemed to be teasing a confluence.

He wasn't even going to kill her until she insulted him like that.


Fantastically though ... IT NEVER DID. Gerber offed the Elf suddenly (see below) in its final appearance.

The Satisfying Conclusion


A hundred issues after the Elf's debut, series writers J.M.DeMatteis and Peter Gillis revisited the idea with something approaching a conclusion. As an authority in the overwhelming epic that is the Elf With A Gun saga, I give it a thumbs-down. Gerber wrote an amazing story about a serial killer master-of-many-disguises elf and how he got killed by a truck, and I dare anyone to put a better coda on it than that.

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1 Comments:

Blogger jlroberson said...

Actually, Gerber did tie it into larger plots, much later...in a way. In the Savage Dragon/Destroyer Duck special, in which he also kidnapped back Howard & Bev (Howard as "Leonard"), the elf showed up, and shot a whole room full of cloned ducks--the idea is that the one that went back to Marvel was a clone.

And ending your story with "And then they were all hit by a truck" is straight out of Michael O'Donoghue's contemporary "How To Write Good." Never stale.

I love this stuff. This is why Gerber had da funk in a way almost no other comics writer(NONE other in the 70s) ever did.

You really should post the Hellcow or Soofi stories.

August 16, 2008 6:48 PM  

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